get to know me anime edition ❤[1/5] five male characters: Ranmaru Kurosaki
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.
yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.
Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.
If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE
wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
Ah, that’s nice of you! I hope you have an equally awesome day as well, friend!
My dad brought home a huge wooden case and said “use it as an art project”. I’m so excited but I have no idea what to put on it!
Thanks to a wonderful someone, I got to listen to it~ Here’s just some highlights, impressions, summary, IDEK? (You’re entitled to your own opinions though!) …I can’t write a summary because they’re all just derping around in convo-form ;; I had to put it under a read more as well because it got too long, oops.
Picking apart the seniors are a go!
- Camus calls everyone by their last names.
- Ai and Ranmaru calls everyone by their first names.
- Reiji calls them: “Ai-Ai”, “Ran-Ran” and “Myu-chan” (if you don’t know, ‘Camus’ is pronounced ‘Ka-myu’).
- Camus is two-faced. Has a different attitude on/off-screen.
- EVERYONE trolls Ranmaru.
- He in turn, trolls everyone back (sometimes successfully).
- Reiji is ball of sunshine.
- ….who doesn’t read moods. That and he purposefully ignores it.
- Ai is very apt. And hardworking.
- Camus is entirely too proud of his country. He can sparkle while talking about it. (Forever)
- Ranmaru isn’t inclined to listen to Camus’ preachings.
- …..especially if it’s not about rock.
- Those two tend to argue a lot too.
- Wherein Ai mediates rather offhandedly. (Everything is a go except for bloodshed)
- Ranmaru can be BRIBED with Reiji’s amazing culinary skills.
Ai: You should just say, “I’m poor, so I normally only get to eat trashy food. Please bless me with your boxed lunch!” honestly.
Ranmaru: I’ll die before I say that.
Reiji: Then, “I’m hungry~ Please let me eat your boxed lunch, Oniichan~!” is fine too!
Ranmaru: Ah?! Don’t fuck with me!
Ai: If you say that, then Reiji will give you lunch everyday, right?
Ranmaru: !!! …..seriously?
Reiji: Ah! You thought about it for a second, didn’t you?! You thought, “Maybe I should say it?”, didn’t you?!
Ranmaru: NO, I DIDN’T!